I met a Nigerian couple who returned after many years living in Edinburgh, their 2 small children spoke with a Scots accent which nobody could understand here.
The other funny was yonks ago at a new year party held by British Caledonian Airways in Lagos, and bang on the dot at midnight in marched the police academy band with pipes and drums at full blast wearing kilts and all the gear, no idea what tartan it was, but would guess a special variation on the Black Watch, they looked and sounded the business until you noticed all these black faces.
John