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I just saw this advertised on fleabay

Gilera Saturno Piuma Supermono VIN 0001

No hints of the price, I shook my piggy bank but as I'm house building no chance

Dear Santa, I have been good all this year and would dearly love to have one of these, I promise to take ever such good care of it and will kiss it every night before going to bed.
Cheers
John

Oh no Santa. Don't trust him.
He is from Nigeria
Send it to *me*
I am from the civilized world and i am working for your fellow St. Josef.
Ask him for the adress for delivery.

Joachim

Dear Santa don't listen to that very terrible Joachim I am English, a little civilized and only live in Nigeria, delivery to the UK will be just fine, or I could collect
I really really have been good, trust me I'm English
John

Dear Santa,

As John has too many Gileras already if he gets this Saturno can I have his Nordwest?

I've also been good, come from Scotland which certainly isn't England and since we invented just about everything I feel I deserve a small token of thanks from you.

ps Santa, I know where you live......

Kano Nordi wrote:

Dear Santa don't listen to that very terrible Joachim I am English, a little civilized and only live in Nigeria

dear Santa

i think you have also received lots of this spam mails from Nigeria.
So you know that you cannot trust them. They are all notorious liars
Send it to me. At least we are working for the same employer.

Joachim

overbomber wrote:

Dear Santa,

As John has too many Gileras already if he gets this Saturno can I have his Nordwest?

Yes you can with both T-K and Keihin carbs
John

ps Santa, I know where you live......

And not too far away